Jack is a dude who can be found at his livejournal or his insanejournal. His AIM is Jack Ichijouji, and his e-mail address is jack.ichijouji@gmail.com.

The most important facts about his pups are:

Alfred Pennyworth is Batman's batman, and he's so badass that he once performed surgery on the motherfucking Superman. Yeah. Eat it.

Anakin Solo looks exactly like Anakin Skywalker, but is totally not. Come on. Give the kid a break. He's never killed any younglings.

Billy Batson popped into the universe completely nude. Given that he's sixteen in a full grown man's body surrounded by naked women, he flipped the ''fuck'' out.

Brother is, we can all agree, an awesome dude.

Chewbacca says Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar.

Dick Grayson is almost getting used to this stupid world shifting whatnot.

Gar Logan is not the green dog who just peeked up your skirt, no miss.

Jason Todd is not amused by this whole fucking world shift thing, nor by the fact that he's apparently supposed to be evil now or something.

Jonathan Kent is the son of Superman and Cuddy and twin brother of Mia Kent. He's not related to Jason, but loads of people think he is. Weird.

Link. He come to town. Come to saaaave... the Princess Zelda.

Lucifer is extremely disturbed by the fact that God wants to jump his bone.

Molly Hayes can bench press the planet. Don't mess with her.

Namor: ''IMPERIUS REX!''

Ollie Queen is the Green Arrow. The real Green Arrow. Not some punk kid with a thing for Superblue's wife.

Owen Mercer uses boomerangs and still pulls off cool.

Peter Pettigrew is hiding! HE IS TOTALLY NOT HERE. FOR REALS.

Robin came here at the best point in his life, this being defined as "going to bone a hot alien princess until her eyes cross and normalize again."

Peter Parker has a fantastic ass, and the spandex works for him.

Zelos Wilder will totally fuck you, your sister, your mom, your cousin, and your aunt, preferably at the same time.