Hey there, I'm Sage. I'm 26, and I have a life outside the internet. Mostly, I'll spend whatever free time I have on the net, though, so if you want to do some RP, just ping me. I'm always available. Do be warned - I will talk to you about music. And possibly be a bad influence.

Stuff I do? Anything goes, though I'm pretty crap with playing girls (no more of those omg @_@) so if you try and talk me into apping one, just... Please don't do that. On a lighter note, I play generally happy characters or crazy characters. Angst and drama are left for other RPs which require more seriousness than this one does.

Whee!

Contact Info

AIM: a1000cuts

Y!IM: curiouslygaian[at]yahoo[dot]com

MSN: alexiathegaian[at]hotmail[dot]com

Email: curiouslygaian[at]gmail[dot]com

Current Characters

Original Characters

• Teague Brennan A hippie who married into a rock star family. Doesn't know what's going on, but he'll totally give you cookies if you ask.
• Cassidy Turner The hippie's son. Married to Soren Skwigelf, as well as Henriette Stillman. Kind of like Goth's answer to Mad Science. See also: Snark.
• Teja Wartooth He grew up in Mordhaus, killed a demon, and proposed to Gaz Membrane. He's a little different.
• Sindre Skwigelf This is what happens when you put a Skwigelf into a happy, loving family. Glitter. So much glitter...
• Lady Luck You have probably heard of her.
• "Ageless" Bill Turner A vampire pirate. A vampirate, if you will. Knows a little bit about pretty much everything. Tutors kids, fucks Jack Sparrow.
• Artan Stillman He's a Thief! He's a Tattoo Artist! He's Trent Reznor's replacement! He's a floor wax AND a dessert topping!
• Tej Wartooth He's the tiny!Teja. If you're in Mordhaus, you may not even see him, he's so small.
• Cassie Turner Is the bitty!Cass. He likes riding on planks of wood for fun!
• Mephisto EEEEEVIL INCARNATE.

Television

• Skwisgaar Skwigelf (Post-Dethklok) (Metalocalypse) An old man who still makes better guitar sounds than you or anyone else on earth. Swedish.
• Toki Wartooth (Post-Dethklok) (Metalocalypse) Another old man who makes less-good guitar sounds, but still rocks. Has a billion kids. Norwegian.
• Natalie Explosion (Genderbent Nathan from Metalocalypse) She can headbutt your face in. I'd watch out.
• Erik Northman (True Blood) Viking vampires? In my RP? It's more likely than you think!
• Phineas Flynn He's one half of the amazing brotherly Duo, Phineas & Ferb. Only older.

Movies

• King Julien (Madagascar, etc) He's the king of the lemurs. He replaced Kanye West. Ego times a billionty.
• L (Death Note movie) He probably knows everything about you, and if you're naughty, he's watching you. He also likes candy!
• Sheldon Jeffery Sands is a CIA agent. Delightful.