STEPHEN COLBERT (The Colbert Report) is the most patriotic, charismatic and undeniably the hottest TV pundit this side of the Universe, and he categorically denies any allegation that he might have in any way bribed or otherwise coerced his player with the tempting notion of fresh, American, truth-laden apple pie to say that.

Stephen is a relentless Republican with a fierce sense of political devotion to his country, potentially matched only by his love for Doritos. He loves to bluster on about the superiority of his favored Administration, though he probably doesn't realize that his penchant for pointing out the awesomeness of their deeds is, more accurately, unintentionally mocking them to everyone else. He lives in a bubble of self-declared Truthiness, which contains an equally large quantity of Denial, especially in regards to such ridiculous Liberal notions as Climate Change and Massive Budget Deficits.

He has replaced Bill O'Reilly. 

Stephen is impersonated, hopefully with hilarious consequences, by Richard.  His journal is at truthy-patriot and his PB, unsurprisingly, is Stephen Colbert.