Teague William Turner-Brennan was born premature to a middle-aged lush and a fling. He wasn't any under strange conditions or strange time. Just by strange people.

His lush of a mother was abusive and neglected him, for the three years she had him around. She finally contacted her ex-husband, and asked for him to adopt her bastard son in the hopes he could do better.

He wasn't much better. He tried, however, to give Teague his all. He sent him to school, and provided for him with what he could during the heydays of hippiedom in San Fransisco. Having been born in 1960, Teague got to see the Grateful Dead's first days through a child's eyes.

His real father died when he was 17, leaving him a trust fund in his will.

When he grew up, he went to (and subsequently dropped out of) college, taking two years of English lit and a few art courses. Out of college, he got a paper pusher job, but continued to paint. He finally found a comfortable working career as a beta tester at an art software company.

His wife is Brenda Annn Turner, Daughter of Toki Wartooth and Stephanie Meanswell. He is the father of Cassidy (and Cassie, naturally) as well as Brendann and adpoted Lilo. They live in England currently, though their original home is/was in San Fransisco. He is the younger half brother of Miniver Cheevy and grew up around Miniver's OTHER half-brother, Keller. His last half brother on his biological father's side, Russell, has nothing to do with him, and he has nothing to do with Russell. Waaaaay far up in his family tree, there happens to be a couple pirates on his biological father's side.

He loves painting. He spends most of his days lost in his own vivid imagination, creating ideas that he manifests on canvas with oil and acrylic. His second passion in life, as far as hobbies are concerned, is cooking. He can cook up a mean meal with very little, and with all the right ingredients, he can cook up a masterpiece worthy of 3 stars. His heroes are David Bowie, Fats Domino and DaVinci.

He's friends with Dean Winchester and his family, and his extended family includes most of Dethklok and their kids and grandkids (can you say in-laws from hell?).  He is very family oriented and tries his best to help everyone. He considers his niece, Sable, to be one of his own kids in a way, and does what he can to provide support for her when she can't get it from her father.

He's recently quit drinking, though he is still an alcoholic. He's doing... well enough, he supposes.

His PB is Tuomas Holopainen and he's played by Sage His journal is PoetBrennan