Teja Wartooth is the youngest of the Wartooth clan. His mother and father are Stephanie Meanswell and Toki Wartooth. His sisters are Brenda Annn, Glyndaa Marie and Torii Sou. If you're wondering how to pronounce his name, it's Tey-ya. After the king of the Ostrogoths.

He's 17 years old, and in true Youngest Sibling fashion, is an entitled bitch about things. He's brash, arrogant, rude, and forthcoming with his opinions. He is also very devoted to his family, and loves them very much.

As a Wartooth, he has zero attention span, and zero body fat. His only real upside is that he's a suck-up to anyone he deems to be respectable ie; direct family, friends and co-workers of family, and hot chicks who can kill him with a firmly placed stare. He also knows how to play guitar, and plays it well. He had a band in his own reality, which was doing quite well for itself before he got sucked into this dimension.

He's a typical Rage Against the Norm teenager, who finds that Normal for his family is Metal. So he plays punk, instead. He's somehow the black sheep product of a grey sheep family.

He also hates Soren Skwigelf with a passion.

After returning to 2008, Teja tried a relationship with the roadie, 359. There was a lot of blood spilled, a lot of sex, a lot of pain, and it ended horribly. Teja's paralyzing fear of wolves struck when 359 was outed as a werewolf and attacked him when he broke up with her, thus cementing the fact that women are crazy, evil, and that wolves fucking suck. He also was dabbling in dark arts and managed to summon a demon - Asmodaeus - and wound up having a song written for him, in turn for a pound of flesh for every minute he wasted of the demon's time. Teja figured that each pound of flesh could be paid back by way of sword fighting, so he started training more steadfastly.

Post Timey-Wimey plot!!!

After 13 years of life, Teja has grown up into a mature, responsible adult. He hides a lot of his own personal grievances and issues under a veil of quiet solitude. He has tried to make ammends with Soren, Cassidy and everyone else who had feared or hated him. He went straightedge for seven years, consuming no alcohol, tobacco, or drugs, and swore off sex, to clear his body and his mind of addiction. He picked up religion - Anti-Gnostic Necromancy - as a way to cope with his desires for death and blood and destruction. He still wants them, but he doesn't work towards that end actively. He also traveled, spending a year in each of the following countries: America, France, Norway, England, Japan and Portugal. He learned to survive outside the cozy bubble of his family's fame and fortune, and spent time re-evaluating his wishes and desires.

He returned to work for Charles Foster Offdensen at Mordhaus at the age of twenty-five, spending plenty of time training the new recruits after the death of 359. He trained a Klokateer to do the training, but he spent a lot of time looking in on them, anyway.

His family, in his mind, consists of the entire band of Dethklok, his sisters, Torii Sou and Brenda Annn, Cassidy Turner, Soren Skwigelf, Sable Harris, Henriette Stillman, Sadako Yamamura, and Offdensen. His only goal in life is to be a good provider to his family, no matter the cost.

By the time he's 30, he has paid back 27 pounds of flesh of his half an hour's worth.

Circa November 2009:

A few things have happened since Timey Wimey. He and a grown up Lilo Pelekai were in a rather bad relationship that ended when she broke up with him, realizing that she could never make him happy. It was only a couple weeks later that she found out that she was pregnant. Deciding to keep the baby, Lilo told Teja. Teja was excited - mostly because one of his deeper desires was to be a father, though his dreams were shattered when Lilo miscarried only a month and a half later. Things got ugly after they met for one last, fateful time, and they got into one of their usual screaming matches, which prompted Teja to break her arm, her nose, and her ribs, as well as give her a bad concussion. She was a mess physically, and he was one mentally. Teja then decided that in lieu of this, as well as his other failed relationships that all turned ugly for one reason or another, he wouldn't bother looking.

While that was happening, he also managed to gain the knowledge to kill the demon, Asmodeus. He succeeded, and now his hand which held the blade that killed the demon is now warmer than the rest of his body. It bothers him constantly. It also marked him as somebody that Hell's citizens just don't like much. The demon Crowley took Asmodeus' job and Teja's memory and knowledge of how to kill their kind, but unfortunately, that left a Vortex to Hell in one room of Mordhaus that Teja doesn't know how to close. However, it also made the demon, Mephistopheles take notice in Teja. Teja doesn't like that.

Meanwhile, he was promoted by Offdensen to Chief of Security for Mordhaus, as well as becoming something of the Right Hand of the man behind Dethklok. His pseudo father/son bond with Charles is something that shows through in many ways, the most of which being his deep respect for the man, as well as his being able to open up to him. However, after his fight with Charles about the treatment of 359 post-break-up, their relationship is now veiled with the air of business-only.

A few months after Lilo decided to become six again, Teja was still holding to his personal promise to not look for another woman, when one just fell into his lap, in a manner of speaking. Gaz showed up in Mordhaus and had lived there for two weeks before anyone really noticed she was there. She and he immediately bonded through a deep loathing of everyone else, and they quietly and intentionally ignored each other, which in turn made them pay attention to each other even more. Even Teja doesn't really know how it happened, but he found the perfect woman without having to look. They'll be married in December, on the solstice. She's even decided that she wants to try for a family, which made Teja very, very happy.

Late September heralded Dethklok's first official record release and tour dates. Without their formal bassist, William Murderface III, Teja has to stand in for him. He tries very hard to downplay this, and doesn't particularly feel right playing for his father's band, due to his own idol-worshipping. He's praying for the stinky little troll to drop out of the sky.

In late October, his younger self showed up, giving his mother someone to mother other than him. For that, he is very happy. He helps his younger self learn the more intricate workings of whatever he's being taught, and sometimes babysits him when Sadako's got other things to do.

Also in late October, he turned into his costume, which was a demon. He was captured by Agent X, and released by Mephistopheles. Nothing more to note about that.

His PB is Brent Smith from the band Shinedown, and his player is Sage.